Have I ever talked about poop before?

I'm not sure if I have ever talked about poop before on this blog. (Just kidding, I'm sure I talk about it more than you want.)

Anyway, I'm not here to talk about Drew's poop.
Or anyone else's in this house.

There was a foreign poop in the front of our house. We found it this morning or rather, it found us.

It was still warm and wet.

My question to you is this:

Why?
Why did something decide to go to our house to "go to the bathroom"?

My next, and last question, is what did it?
I did not recognize the poop. I'm no poop expert but I have basic poop recognition skills.
It was not cat, dog, goose, or turtle poop.
Not human poop.
Not sure what made that mess but I know who cleaned it!

(me!)