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True story:

My step-mom asked Drew to take three $20 bills to his grandpa. Drew happily ran to her and took the money. Then he stopped, examined it, and took one bill. Then he ran over to his grandpa and gave him $40.

As far as he was concerned, he did his job and made a little cash! Then when we asked for the $20, he said, "no".

Did I mention he is a stinker?