Potty Talk

So normally people refer to going pee pee as #1 and poo poo as #2.
BUT
not Drew.
He has decided that #2 is pee pee and #1 is poo poo.

I tried to explain to him that if he called it by the wrong thing that people wouldn't know which one he was talking about.
He said but it is #2. I said what is #2? He got distracted and I got too far down the path of confusion to make any sense of what we were talking about.

I also learned that he likes to cover his poop with toilet paper. Do you know how much paper it takes to completely hide poop?

I'm starting to get an idea!